Spend a Romantic Weekend Hiking and Riding Centaurs at Branbury Farms
Let our four-legged friends teach you about their traditions, long history, or the way to make the best apple cider you've ever had (a Branbury guarantee).
Tag: Satire and Parody
I Am the 60 Seconds Before Your Car AC Kicks In, and I Am Here to Remind You of Your Mortality
Listen to your yelp as you touch my hot leather seats. Feel the burn, baby. I can feel the panic rising in your breath.
Diary of a License Plate Designer
Can’t seem to think of a good slogan. “Minnesota: Chug It Down!” No, that’s not it. “Minnesota: Everybody in the Pool!” Closer, but still no.
Hate Yourself and Your Work? Here’s a Time-Management Strategy You’ll Go Crazy For!
Set your timer for 15 minutes and promptly CRY INTO A PILLOW AND LET THE TEARS OF FAILURE FLOW LIKE THE RIVER NILE.
The Great American Yelp Review: Ernest Hemingway’s “The Sun Also Rises”
In one of his more difficult passages, Hemingway suggests that the combination of alcohol and music can result in a fine evening.
Jesus Applies for Unemployment
"When was the last time you worked?" Well, technically, as the Messiah, I am always working. But as a carpenter, I worked about three months ago.
Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya and, If I’m Being Completely Honest, My Father’s Death Was at Least Partly Due to Prolonged Exposure to Dangerous Sword-Making Fumes
It wasn't uncommon to come down to the breakfast table and see my father carefully spooning some of the fumes into his coffee.
Help! My Sourdough Starter Became Sentient and Now It Won’t Stop Asking Me to Listen to Jam Bands
When my starter told me it needed a guitar for its new band, a “Wilco meets Steely Dan” vibe, I knew things were about to take a turn for the worse.
You’re Invited to Join Our Exclusive Learning Pod
The secret to surviving homeschool is money. The secret to surviving pandemic parenting is also money.
Kendall Roy’s Letter to the Waystar Royco Board about His Three-Thousandth Vote of No Confidence
I was last seen breaking into Madison Square Garden and jamming out to Blueprint where I fell asleep with a bleezie and burnt the building down.
We Are Rejecting Your Ballot Because You Did Not Include Shrek Ears Over the “S” in Your Signature
The signature we have on file features Shrek ears over the "s" in an apparent reference to the 2001 DreamWorks film starring Mike Myers.
An Email to the Dean from Jesus Christ, Medical Student
While my MCAT scores were not the most competitive, I am a self-directed learner with strong communication skills and also I died for your sins.