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If you need big words to have fun, or are using five or six big words before breakfast, then you might have a problem.

Edward Scissorhands is a revered cultural icon and I'm just a smelly, obscure German freak. The hypocrisy is unreal.

We promise you'll still be able to throw horns while enjoying all your favorite affordable tribute bands like The Pho Fighters and Avenged Onefold.

It’s been proven time and time again that this country thrives when we reach across the aisle, civilly shake hands, and give our wives their space.

Set aside your worries caused by modern nuisances such as technology, automobiles, and the invention of antiseptics.

“Do we even know if the parents adopted this puppy? What if they stole it? Is this baby even theirs? You can’t believe everything you read online!!”

The theme of my Bar Mitzvah is “Lying awake at night, your face slick with sweat, drowning in a pool of your own despair.”

How'd you do this time? That looks marvelous! Oh, would you look at that: the lead just fell out. How does that even happen?

I don’t understand why no one wants to hire me. I played opposite Annette Benning, for fuck sakes.

This movie is about me. But it’s also about love and family and loyalty and Christianity, but don’t say that last part out loud.

Hope everything's been going well for you! I know it's a little bonkers to keep following up, but you did say to keep nudging, so here I am!

I can photograph them from straight away with the bottle centered, straight away with the bottle slightly off-center to the left...