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Candy Corn --- I may look like I’m relatively young, but I’m actually a centenarian trapped inside a younger body.

This would be my 32nd year trick-or-treating and my 22nd year trying to explain to my neighbors why I'm not too old to be doing so.

Igor: The Lab was like a Studio 54 for ghouls and goblins, before we could be open about who we are. We were always coming up with new dances.

Instead of the usual ghouls chasing you through the hallways, this year's tour will offer you a respite from the ongoing horror show that is 2020.

She used the same excuse for Lana's St Patty's party and my Ugly Sweater party last year.

Enter the front yard and you are immediately confronted with the Graveyard of the Norms. Every tombstone reads the name, "Norm 1776-2016."

Anyways, the uncapped Sharpie is getting me high, so I need to make this quick.

Beg. Lie prostrate before corporate HQ and beg. You are not above this. You have never been above this.

If thou believes thy hands cleansed when 20 seconds have tarried, thou art awakening for ill news.

You come into possession of 12-25 sample eye creams. Every few weeks you get another one. How do they get there? What do they do? No one knows.

Mina, it's me Drac! 479 is the new 35! Please message me back. I’m going batshit crazy without you.

She went on an all-inclusive vacation with her girlfriends last summer. She got double the number of Facebook birthday messages you did.