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Can’t seem to think of a good slogan. “Minnesota: Chug It Down!” No, that’s not it. “Minnesota: Everybody in the Pool!” Closer, but still no.

Set your timer for 15 minutes and promptly CRY INTO A PILLOW AND LET THE TEARS OF FAILURE FLOW LIKE THE RIVER NILE.

In one of his more difficult passages, Hemingway suggests that the combination of alcohol and music can result in a fine evening.

"When was the last time you worked?" Well, technically, as the Messiah, I am always working. But as a carpenter, I worked about three months ago.

It wasn't uncommon to come down to the breakfast table and see my father carefully spooning some of the fumes into his coffee.

When my starter told me it needed a guitar for its new band, a “Wilco meets Steely Dan” vibe, I knew things were about to take a turn for the worse.

The secret to surviving homeschool is money. The secret to surviving pandemic parenting is also money.

I was last seen breaking into Madison Square Garden and jamming out to Blueprint where I fell asleep with a bleezie and burnt the building down.

The signature we have on file features Shrek ears over the "s" in an apparent reference to the 2001 DreamWorks film starring Mike Myers.

While my MCAT scores were not the most competitive, I am a self-directed learner with strong communication skills and also I died for your sins.

Harrison has devoted the majority of his campaign to securing a beach-themed winter dance, prompted by his older brother's copy of Girls Gone Wild.

Candy Corn --- I may look like I’m relatively young, but I’m actually a centenarian trapped inside a younger body.