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The Philadelphia Museum of Art, somehow, contains a large painting of me having my ass beat with a hammer, wielded by a man who I have never met.

“My moon is in Sagittarius, so I shut down emotionally to cope with stress! I told you that on Christmas after I punched that mall Santa!”

What should have been a detailed account of how you navigated the labyrinth of deception and red herrings is forever tainted by an itchy throat.

Do you purposefully find buttons in hopes that pressing one could destroy a planet or star system? A. Yes B. No C. What are buttons

The movie starred the multi-talented and gregarious Luke Wilson, but the book taught me the word "gregarious." The book was better.

Also, I’ve requisitioned the men’s room for my milling and mashing. I’m not going to be hauling raw grain up the stairs for each and every batch.

It’s a commitment, most football teams have several practices a week. As a single parent, I can’t make that work. Also my son is made of glass.

How awful is it to find someone you think is perfect, only to have them flake out the first time you encounter a tragedy?

Firstly, the phrase, “I know all the words to 'Space Oddity'” is not the best way to start off an application to NASA.

Before you arrived, there was a vibrant community of immigrants from a country in Eastern Europe whose name is escaping me at the moment.

This week’s tarantula would have proven less challenging if we had found it straight away, rather than four hours later during Tina’s sleepover.

What if I told you that I’ve got four laptop computers on my person at this very moment? Because that’s the reality of the situation.