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Tag: Satire and Parody

A great place to stay on those days when you're in a bad mood and just "wanna kill everybody on the whole fucking planet."

Let's get right into the meat of it: immigration. We're going to stop saying "carne" in this country, aren't we, Mr. President?

I was made to bring joy to this world. Now I’m on the floor where I can only bring pain. I fear I am becoming the villain.

Captain Bloodspear has an exclusive library of sea shanties that you can't hear anywhere else. All delivered in his one-of-a-kind spectral rasp.

Historically (more for you than for me as I'm hundreds of years old), gold values increase during dips in international trade.

How could your bandmates of 13 rad-as-hell years up and replace you when all you requested was an indefinite break to go hunt aliens for a living?

I am the caregiver, companion, and confidante to 76 small and medium-sized birds that share my heart and my home. AMA!

Please, please, please, Movie Gods, if you're out there, please let me come to a theater near you. It's all I've wanted since I was a wee script.

Dear Statue, I believe unequivocally that you and I now share some cosmic bond after we locked eyes during Del Toro's acceptance speech.

The first rule of Amtrak's "Quiet Car Chopped All-Stars: Fight Club" is: Kindly shut the fuck up about everything. Enjoy bare-knuckle chef combat.

Why, if I supposedly love my mom so much, did I tell everyone, "My mom is making me come home because I have a stomachache, I hate her so much"?

Can I please just host this disco sex party in peace, without the dread of a Grindr message like, "Is there a face to go with your torso?"