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I leaned in super slowly for a kiss when… her freaking precocious daughter popped in so that we could taste the cookies she made.

Wearing multiple warm layers will ensure that you don’t end up in the ER with hypothermia.

For everyone telling me to get over it? Remember that I was juiced! As a child!

Your father and I are trying to plan Hanukkah. Think you’ll be able to join us in Nazareth for the last night? You also have a birthday coming up.

Sad news to report to Arrowhead fans: At a Cincinnati concert, bassist Valmer DeSota got his long hair stuck in the strings of his bass.

How many grams of protein do you consume each day? What do you mean you don’t know? Don’t you count your macros, bro?

Join me on an epic day of going to all the doctors I’ve been avoiding since I was a teen and will no longer have access to!

A brief mea culpa from me: as the lone cook of this dinner, I cannot help but feel that I have to bear at least some responsibility for this.

For new patients, let me tell you about the opening scene. We fade in on a beach, sand caked with blood being washed away by the waves!

The filming schedules for the shows overlap so that I always have at least two competing crews filming me at once and oftentimes, all four.

Consider that if you had stolen a different car (like my neighbor’s Prius, as an arbitrary example) and left mine unharmed.

“Love one another,” commanded Jesus Christ, continuing, “Does that make any sense? I feel like I’m not making sense. Sorry.”