A Transcript from the New York Times Interview with President-Elect Trump About a Photograph of a Shoe
Join The New York Times and President-elect Trump to find out once and for all if this is a photograph of a shoe.
Tag: Satire and Parody
Alien Abduction or Dentist Appointment?
Dissect this actual transcript between psychologist and patient under hypnosis and decide whether it's an alien probing or a dental cleaning.
God’s Debut Column on NYTimes.com
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Teacher of the Year: Mr. Richard Head
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Mixer Helps Lonely Man Finally Surpass Father
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Our Medication May Kill You, But It’s Not For Sure (Ok, It’s For Sure)
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The New Drink of Choice for Everyone, Everywhere
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A Cuisinart Griddler® Panini Gyro Recipe Set to Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
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A High School Junior Summarizes Marbury v. Madison for Her Fellow Millennials
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How to Reinvent the Playboy Mansion for Seniors
Now that Scott Baio is 56, it's time to start making the Playboy mansion safer and more enjoyable for aging dirty old men.
My High School Book Report on New York City (Rough Draft)
New York City played a significant role in the Civil War. The Underground Railroad, AKA the NYC Subway System, had many stops in the city.
“Cats” Returns to Broadway – Letters to the Editor
"Thank you for your piece on the return of cats to our city. The problem of stray and homeless pets plagues communities across our nation."