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Who the hell is Blorthnar? Only an Inta-galactic playa with worlds more experience than you. His STD's alone prove there’s life on other planets.

The Three P's of creative writing: Poetry, Pretention, and Please make it stop. Class, give up now and leave it to the prose.

The recently de-classified, scintillating correspondence between two desperate and impassioned prisoners! Yes, you can cook with Vaseline.

We’re wasting money we don’t have, time we don’t have, and our kids are turning into homos. It's time to get real and put America on dubs.

Proponents of intelligent design argue against evolution in favor of a superior being theory. Too bad God agrees with Charles Darwin.

Good thing you can't hate what doesn't exist, or your roommate would be in a lot of trouble for things like masturbating to photos of your family.

Hey, it's your Facebook buddy here. No, not Tom, fuck him. Just want you to know that I'm thinking up new ways for you to scare people.

Piecing together the events of a blackout drunk night is no small task. But knowing the right questions to ask is essential in memory recovery.

Judy Zimmerman may fulfill every physical desire a man could want at any time, but when it comes to marriage talk, she's just full of hot air.

An unborn child speaks out from inside the womb to let his father know it's OK to have an abortion, and how to convince the girlfriend to do it.

As an employee at Wenton's Fluorescents, you're worth your weight in watts! That's a lot of positive energy we can't wait to harness!

You think this is funny? How bout we fight outside and see who's face looks funny then? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply you're not ugly already.