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Listen, I know it's been a while since we've had a serious talk, but my penis already feels like it's burning in Hell. Oh God, please help me!

With entrees like those sweet, tender Honey BBQ Baby Backs and an endless supply of mouthwatering sides, there's no need for human relationships.

Vegetable deaths outweigh animal deaths by the BILLIONS. And no vegetable is safe, not even the baby carrot.

Your friends have finally forced you off your Xbox and out of the house to meet a real girl. Will you make it through the evening with her?

An apology from a 6th grade teacher who led his team to victory by any means necessary.

Hey, remember that really crazy shit that went down in the back room of the carnival? Come on, I know you remember. You killed a fucking clown.

It's so cheap, yet so unbelievably sweet! This thing is definitely gonna score me some hot ladies tonight. Nothing says laidback like the Hawaiian!

Pretend to know about books and stuff, and teachers will give you better grades, and people of the opposite sex might actually sleep with you.

Human relationships getting stale? Save time, breath, and money by investing in the emotional and sexual stability of a lifelike robot model.

I conducted a little survey to find out how badly I am wanted. I took this survey and I found that 100% of people want me. I mean it’s basic math.

Macy's takes on the NYPD in front of cheering thousands in this spectacularly dangerous annual tradition.

The Alberto V05 shampoo-makers get a prank call about their animal testing policy. All the dog wants is some fruity conditioner and a good pampering!