I Am the DUC Cafeteria
A first-person narrative in which a college student becomes the mind of his school's cafeteria, the Dobbs University Center (aka 'the DUC').
Tag: Satire and Parody
The Buck Stops Here, Mr. Authoritarian Administration!
A rallying call to apathetic students at small, pointless colleges everywhere: your Evil Administration is trying to turn your campus into a 'non-campus campus'!
Stop Sneezing: A Deadly New Research Study
A news/research article. You think cell phones are the cause of most traffic accidents? You must not know about the 'quadruple-sneeze.'