MasterClass: Acting with the Guy Who Played “Shlubby Dad” in a Domino’s Commercial
It takes a true Artist to convey the devastation Shlubby Dad felt when his dinner predicament reminded him of his tumultuous relationship with his own father.
Tag: Satire and Parody
Yes, I Totally Read, I Love Books, Here Are All the Books I’ve Read
I read this book a long time ago, and I've read it a couple of times since then, so I remember the plot very well. Wow, what a journey this was.
An Unfortunate Announcement Regarding Citizenship Downsizing
Remember, you can always switch countries later, as long as the country you are switching to is not the USA.
8-Year-Olds Declare Their Independence from Eating Vegetables
The history of the present Control by mom and dad is a history of repeated standoffs in the kitchen and plates that have too many colors.
An Oral History of Your Conception
Jerry Kaufman (Your Dad): Did I think we were going to conceive a child during the Insurance Adjusters of American Convention? No.
Your Apps Are Here to Help
Facebook: Hey, remember me? I’m totally relevant to your demographic! Want to see Dakota’s prom photos from 2006?
Boy, That Guy, I Tell You
He ruffles my feathers. He overcooks my sunny-side-up eggs. You know what I mean? Really Mondays my Garfield.
Mosquitoes Review Me
Great ambiance—enough body hair to afford some privacy but not so much that it gets in the way of your meal.
This Pride Month, TD Bank Is PROUD to Say: You Owe Us Money
We don’t want to shame you, especially during a month as joyous as Pride. We celebrate all our bankers, bankettes, and bank-theys.
The Parking Garage Is Compromised, So How About We Trade Federal Secrets at La Romantica?
As far as anyone here knows, we’re just one extremely handsome journalist and one extremely available woman sharing bruschetta.
Common Complaints About Our Clones
My clone is always ill. Plus, our clones are deficient in blood, because we didn’t give them enough blood, so they are often woozy.
So I Caught You Trying to Sneak an Ice Sculpture Through Security. Again.
I can see that you've just put sunglasses on him. No, you're not allowed to "Weekend at Bernie's" an ice sculpture.