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Any attempts to unionize will bounce you to the beginning of your shift at your second job driving for Uber, over and over again.

Posting signage around the restaurant that says, “We Pinky Promise We Washed Our Hands Before Returning To Work,” is not comforting.

Unfortunately, I do have to make a living. As it turns out, the only subject I’m really educated on—beyond punching things—is a dying industry.

Were you raised by parents who “loved you unconditionally,” regardless of your achievements and “accolades”?

Do not schedule the drill during prime hangover hours.

How lucky are we to have a youngly Master of Business Administration as land-lord! Thou hast every right to levy rents from my labour.

I come to this park to walk my dog and to scold teenagers doing skateboard tricks on the walkway.

I’ve made a few enemies along the way, as evidenced by the group chat telling me not to bring my “musty ass around game night anymore.”

I really believed that a gang of scrappy, oddball teenage underdogs like us could pull this off against all odds.

‘Tis several weeks beyond Christmas when you realize You forgot it completely—doggone it, time flies!

I usually stay in the center of your tummy but unfortunately today I’m writing to you from the deepest depths of what could be considered your "gut."

I have come to the stark realization that I am no longer funny. I say that having once had one of the world’s great senses of humor.