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And… it has a different shape, from other cities’ pizzas! New York and Chicago are round, Detroit is square, and Phoenix is… star-shaped!
Tag: Satire and Parody
Can Anyone Give Me (and 17 Beavers) a Ride?
Btw can’t pay you, but will provide you with a new car air freshener. The beavers have a bit of an odor. Not bad, but definitely noticeable.
Five Signs You Need a Priest Instead of a Plumber
Only a knowledgeable spiritualist can help you escape the tormented wailing drain voices in your bathroom.
From the Playbill for Another Famous Poem
Triumph (Triumphant) wants everyone to know how much she has enjoyed her role in this poem.
A Note About Misogyny in Rom-Coms from Me, a Woman Who Only Listens to Podcasts About Murdered Women
Boy meets girl, girl falls for boy and sacrifices everything. How are we supposed to change society if we keep glorifying these shitty images?
You Can Do Anything You Want in Life, As Long as You Get Past the Crushing Weight of Reality
Maybe you could just be an accountant who wears a tiara and pets a teacup poodle whilst shoveling through student loan debt for the rest of her life.
Devin’s Ping-Pong Club Weekly Newsletter No. 23: Addressing Last Week’s Issues
If you are caught engaging in coitus during a club meeting, the excuse “but I was just pinging her pong” is far from adequate.
My Kid Took Karate Lessons and Now I’m Scared of Him
He’s always asked me to watch his new “moves” even before karate classes, but now I can’t help but feel like this display is meant to assert dominance.
How to Tour LA like a Person Who Lives in LA
Eastsiders recommend the taco place with a questionable sanitation rating but amazing salsas. Westsiders recommend, “I guess, Sugarfish again?”
Barbecue So Good You’ll Shit Your Pants in a Way That Gives You a Fetish?
No one leaves this barbecue place walking straight on account of the barbecue fucks so hard. Yeah, that's good.
A LinkedIn Account of the Most Painful Breakup of My Life
But if we were to bring about authentic disruption and long-lasting change, we needed to diversify our core team.
How Do You Label Your Non-Committal Relationship?
This person is definitely not your boyfriend or girlfriend or someone you even like very much. How do you define these short-term relationships?