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This is going to ruffle a lot of feathers, but when an orange is small, it’s still an orange. I’m talking to you, clementines and mandarins.

It’s not a big deal, even though it kind of is. No problem if not.

What’s going on in that head of yours that’s got you so worked up while we’re just sitting here hate-scrolling through your ex’s Facebook?

What have you been up to during Covid, other than neglecting your split ends, obviously? Did you box dye your hair? I thought so.

First, it’s going to be a little bit longer than we anticipated, only about ten hours or so, but that includes some breaks!

He was licking his scales clean with his tongues, when he looked up, made eye contact with me, and bared his fang. It was love at first sight.

For urgent matters, please reach out to Gary Dilworth, who will bombard me with angry texts in all caps until I respond.

I’m a hip font on an eye-catching background. I’m a cake that says "end white supremacy." I’m a black square.

“On fiscal new year’s eve, there’s no accounting for love.”

I was making lemon history while all those other chuds were clogging up the marketplace of ideas with lemonade.

What is the point of having a job, really, if I can’t subject everyone I work with to deal with the afternoon odors of the nasty lunches I eat?

Have you been getting some emails that seem Phishy? This is PayPal, btw. The real PayPal. How can you know? You’ll get a gut feeling inside.