I Look for the Horse Sex
After stumbling on his internet search, all I can picture is my dad fucking a horse. It's not something you can let slide, like forgetting to turn the AC off.
Tag: Sex
Top 5 Sexiest Male Demons
The chemistry between some of these characters leads to some awesomely homoerotic moments, not to mention way too much "shirt ripping off."
Top 5 Sexiest Female Demons/Devils
The Top 5 Sexiest Female Demons/Devils, granted their title for no other reason than sheer hotness, regardless of how hellish their movie or TV show was.
Movie Reviews of John and Bethany’s Sex Tape
"Although it's clear there's certainly some raw talent here, it needs to be given a good spit shine. Also, rocking bod, Beth." -Gary Summers, Washington Post
How to Have Sex with Dolphins
For years the modern man has been fascinated by the dolphin's purported ability to have sex for pleasure. But to get a dolphin in the mood, it needs proper foreplay.
Now That We’ve Broken Up, You Should Get Tested
Dear Katie, I'm writing to tell you to get tested. It seems I've caught something, and not in a fun way, like that time we went fishing at your parent's lake house.
How Anilingus Can Cure the Obesity Epidemic
When there is a distinct possibility that you are going to have your ass licked later in the day, you become a lot more conscience of what you eat.
The Worst Kisser on the Planet
The first time I kissed Jake it was a bad idea. He was funny and nice , but kissing him led to the most painful word any girl could ever hear from a boy ever: "OUCH."
How Sexist are You? The Misogyny Test
If you're a modern man, chances are you hate women. Don't be afraid, it's natural. After all, they use their vaginas to gain an advantage in life and you can't do that.
An Asexual Guy Answers All Your Asexual Questions
While the world tries making a constant pilgrimage to my groin, I will turn every last one of them away unsatisfied. Because I don't experience sexual attraction. At all.
Can I Put My Penis There?
Ever wondered whether it's ok to put your penis in the freezer, in the couch, or in your neighbor's manger scene? Miraculously, all those answers are right here.
Top 5 Sexiest Male Ghosts
This year we grab our white sheets and harass Whoopi Goldberg to be our ethereal go-between as we polish our (crystal) balls and tackle the top 5 sexiest male ghosts.