A Conversation with Myself

MassUprising: hey kelsey, your boy STOLE my FUCKING cell phone
MassUprising: i've checked everywhere
MassUprising: FUCK
MassUprising: FUCK
MassUprising: FUCK
MassUprising: except my jacket pocket!
MassUprising: DER
MassUprising: hahahahahahaha
MassUprising: that's a well played joke, you know?
MassUprising: but is that?
MassUprising: is that?
MassUprising: did i find my watch or not?!
MassUprising: tune in next week at eight
MassUprising: oh shit, but you don't have a watch!
MassUprising: cuz it was on my cell phone!
MassUprising: it's a very handy feature!
MassUprising: Mine says 4:53 on it right now
MassUprising: if I had it in my hand i'd be able to see it
MassUprising: Aren't cell phones grand?
MassUprising: I wish I had me
MassUprising: I wish I had me
MassUprising: one of those
MassUprising: one of those
MassUprising: new fangled adapaters for my cell phone
MassUprising: it's the latest rage
MassUprising: against the machine
MassUprising: machine head
MassUprising: head games
MassUprising: games we play
MassUprising: play that funky music white boy
MassUprising: boys of summer
MassUprising: summer in the city
MassUprising: city lights
MassUprising: Lights go out
MassUprising: outside
MassUprising: sidewalk's remenance
MassUprising: FUCKED.
MassUprising: (i found my watch)
MassUprising: (i mean cell phone)
MassUprising: DID YOUR BOY STEAL THAT TOO?
MassUprising: heh, just kidding
MassUprising: OR AM I?
MassUprising: OR AM I NOT?
MassUprising: I GOTS THE MOST TOYS WINS!
MassUprising: Going crazy in
MassUprising: 5
MassUprising: 4
MassUprising: 3
MassUprising: 2
MassUprising: 1
MassUprising: …wait i didn't feel anything
MassUprising: …new
MassUprising: hm, what does that mean?
MassUprising: Just thank your lucky stars
MassUprising: that form a constellation of a bong, because if you haven't guessed it…
MassUprising: oh shit
MassUprising: great idea! time to post in the blog!