My gold chain means a lot to me.

It reminds me of the struggles I've over come to get where I am today.

I remember when I first got the gold chain. It was around 10 years ago and I was walking down the street on my way to the mall, when a car pulled over and honked at me. As I walked up to the window, I thought the guy, who was wearing a tux, was going to ask me for directions – Turned out he wanted to know how much for a blow job.

I told him I don't do that kinda thing, but then he suggested 100 bucks, and the next thing I know we're parked behind some Walmart and I'm trying to suck a limp dick hard.

I asked him if he was nervous and he said ‘yes'. But not because what we were doing. But because he was on his way to the church where he was getting married.

He had a touch of the cold feet.

Well it took too long in that parking lot, because the next thing I know, two teenagers with their Walmart security badges were tapping on the window.

The guy started to panic, and without saying anything got out and just ran. “What about my money” I screamed from out of the car.

I looked around and then opened up the glove compartment…

and there it was.

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