5 Solid Facts That Prove the World is Actually Getting Better
The world is nowhere near as bad as everyone says it is. It can't be, otherwise we would all have exploded by now. Here's a bunch of awesome shit happening.
A Homeschooled Guy Answers All Your Homeschool Questions
What little pop culture airtime us homeschoolers get doesn't exactly paint us with the best colors, so I understand why people have some preconceived notions.
3 of Life’s Greatest Mental Roadblocks: Racism, Astrology and Your Attitude
Anything that makes a person not change for the better when they can, and should, is dangerous. Astrology is a prime example of finding a scapegoat for your issues.
6 Cover Songs That Blow the Original Away
Cover songs usually suck. And if you disagree, then you're either wrong and ugly, or ugly and wrong. But these rare gems blow the original song out of the water.
Simple Recipes to Impress the Person You Want to Bang: Amuse Bouche
Amuse bouche is a chef's specialty that's served before the actual meal in order to get the audience revved up for the gastronomic journey sure to follow.
An Asexual Guy Answers All Your Asexual Questions
While the world tries making a constant pilgrimage to my groin, I will turn every last one of them away unsatisfied. Because I don't experience sexual attraction. At all.
5 Things You Didn’t Know About the Legal Weed Market in Colorado
Before you pack up your Phish CDs and attempt to grow out your ridiculous white person dreadlocks to move to Colorado for legal marijuana, heed this advice.
Simple Recipes to Impress the Person You Wanna Bang: Puerco Pibil with Rice
Puerco pibil is Spanish for "pork whatever the hell pibil means," and it's basically a super slow-roasted pork, marinated in the best damned spicy sauce you'll ever taste.
7 “Natural Ingredients” You’ll Wish I Hadn’t Just Told You About
What if I told you that the "natural ingredients" you're eating on the regular include beaver butt glands, sand, human hair, and mashed up beetles? You'd throw up.
Douchebags of History: Thomas “Puppy Killer” Edison
Thomas Edison exuded hatred, greed, and asshattery like a dead, bloated walrus exudes postmortem gas buildups. That is to say, constantly, putridly, and smellingly.
Simple Recipes to Impress the Person You Wanna Bang: Prosciutto-Wrapped Stuffed Chicken
First off, take your chicken breasts, giggle appreciatively at their name for a moment, then cut them in half the thin way. Oh this is going to be GOOOOD.
6 German Words That Will Make You Giggle
Amidst all the grammatical confusion, there are a few wonderful German words thrown in to help alleviate the stress, and simply make you giggle.