Why I Crossed Four Countries to Play a Video Game
Traveling is pretty nifty. You get to visit exciting places, meet interesting people, eat exotic foods, do unique things, and play hella video games. Wait, what?
8 Good Reasons to Move to Germany
Free higher education, student discounts, lax ID requirements, and whoa, is that a giant swimming pool IN a river?! Welcome to Deutschland.
7 Problems You Should Consider Before Moving to Germany
So far it's been the giant waterfall of beer and drunken escapades you would expect as an American living in Germany. Still, there are a few things you should know first.
Chuck America and the Terrorist Chase, Part II
Chuck America and his Truck of Flaming Patriotism (But Not in a Gay Way), along with his bald eagle Springsteen, take on the terrorists while cops give chase.
Chuck America and the Terrorist Chase, Part I
Chuck's grip on the 18-wheeler tightened as he used his free hand to polish off another Miller Tall Boy. This was America after all, and he was after terrorists.
You Don’t Have to Be 21 to Buy Raisin Bran… Right?
For you who don't know, Jewel-Osco is sort of like a Walmart, except with less stuff that isn't food. And they are assholes.
Down and Dirty Travel Tips for Guatemala
Guatemala is still a third world country, but it's gotten a lot less murder-y in the last decade, and has become quite a popular destination for backpackers.
My Czech Post Office Nightmare
The following is a true story, and the conversations are posted as close to verbatim as possible, as much of the talking was in Czech, and it's just a silly language.
5 Laws and Legal Rules You Should Know About
Some of these are legal misconceptions, others are things that might land you in a prison cell next to a guy named Fuckmissile without you having any idea why.
How to Politely Screw with Customer Service by Phone
I had no idea if my computer even HAD a warranty. But when have I ever let logic stand in the way of berating someone undeservedly for the sake of comedy?
The Time I Accidentally Climbed a Volcano
"Oh my dear sweet literal fuck that is a volcano I am on a volcano oh fuck a volcano is steaming under my feet and I am not a lucky person I am going to die!"
8 Terrible Shows AMC is Guaranteed to Green-Light
AMC made a show about competitive taxidermy. Which means they will literally accept any show in the world. So here are my pitches for their next fall lineup.