Six Workout Myths Busted
Before you diet, pump iron, or arm wrestle trains, there are a few myths about working out that I, as the pinnacle of human perfection, must warn you about.
How to Get Away with Shoplifting in Cross-Dress vs. Street Clothes (For Men)
How to shoplift as a man while dressed in normal clothing vs. wearing a frilly pink lace bra and absolutely fabulous crushed velvet leggings.
The Nerdiest Way to Get Drunk
I didn't want just ANY kind of deliriously drunk, I wanted to get Video Game Deliriously Drunk. Here are my personal experiences with nine gamer cocktails.
I’m Going to Kill Lions in Africa, Just Watch
I wanted to eat a lion, but I felt the primal need to get my hands on one myself. And there's only one place I could to that: so I flew to Sudan as a missionary.
Held Up in Morocco
I didn't want to listen to this Moroccan guard, but he was the kind of person I tend to listen to. The kind of person who carries a large gun.