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What really makes work hard? Factors like minimum wage, disgruntled customers, lazy co-workers, and spreading your legs around the pole.
The latest posts from all humor columns. Everyday Artists | PIC Newspaper | First Lecture | Simon Says
What really makes work hard? Factors like minimum wage, disgruntled customers, lazy co-workers, and spreading your legs around the pole.
Whether it's employment, pride or pussy on the line, the fear of rejection is ultimately what drives us all to perform.
Is it really that hard to have fun you ask? Considering things like lame freshman dorms, futile vomiting, and sexual rejection...yes.
Any astronomer who says no one knows what's inside of a black hole obviously hasn't signed on to AIM and Facebook simultaneously.
Long gone are the days of lame high school cliques. Now you can deal with backstabbing, arguments, and bros before hoes on a mature level.
It's springtime and hot young ladies are dressed in less. Are you ready to impress? Uh-oh, better take care of that boner first.
It's time to give the standard drinking exposition some personality by moving into the realms of bad taste with this recipe for disaster.
It's time to go beyond the familiar cry of 'just cut it shorter.' Here's how to approach the salons without sacrificing your manhood.
The Hard Way goes out in a blaze of glory, not unlike a rambling old man telling his final tale. Humor him as he has humored you.
The first days of spring beckon, but your professors continue to shove classes in your face. It's an age-old weather versus student struggle.
Two people forced to share cramped living quarters? Blasphemy! Here's how to tackle sharing, fighting, sleeping and showering...apart.
You've waited 'til the last minute to study, but that's ok, thanks to the Gods of Procrastination! Can they hold off the Sleep God long enough?