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We need to believe in stuff, and stand up for the stuff we believe in. We will not be controlled by a society that allows an economy to benefit only a select few. ...Right?
Comedians need to recognize that the moment they start apologizing for their jokes is the moment they've ceased to be a good comedian. Stop censoring yourselves!
Mostly, all the little kids I teach in Korea love me. So what do I worry about? What terrifies me the most is mentally screwing these kids up.
You can't just go killing everyone willy-nilly, but there are certain people who should, no matter what, cease to exist. Here is your guide to your next killing spree.
In the face of exorbitant infringements on the rights of women in America recently, neo-feminists have become a convenient distraction for those aiming to control women's rights.
Way back in the day, my buddy Chenz wanted me to hook up with this girl with huge cans named Kiara. It turns out we both liked boozing and screwing, so things looked pretty good.
The Sexy Adventures of Bad Byron, for lonely housewives. Not at all endorsed by the manufacturers of Bad Byron's Butt Rub® Barbeque Seasoning in any way.
Normally yo boy only talks about his long time ago past experiences because he's more settled down and drinking beer instead of liquor, but Saturday night was fucking crazy, man.
After six long years in New York City, I decided to jump ship and head for greener pastures in Los Angeles. For those of you unfamiliar with how driving in LA works, allow me to elaborate.
Fifty Shades of Grey proves once and for all that women are by far, THE MORE SEXUAL of the two genders. If you doubt that for a second, just look at the sale demographics of the trilogy.
I've become quite an expert in the field of Horrible, Terrible, No Good, Very, Very Bad Dates. Here's a list from my wonderful experiences to aid you all in this lovely world.
Our hero and his Organs ready themselves to enter the shower for some "adult time." Everyone is excited.