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Hit Me Baby One More Time
From now on, I don’t steal babies from people unless I’m going to be friends with them for LIFE.
The latest posts from all humor columns. Everyday Artists | PIC Newspaper | First Lecture | Simon Says
From now on, I don’t steal babies from people unless I’m going to be friends with them for LIFE.
A lot of people never even thought about having sex with their video game systems. But now that we have Rub Rabbits, why shouldn't my penis be in stylus?
We totally thought the guy who burst into the bank with a loaded gun was joking. But if he insists on one thing, it's that he's not.
Famous sex tapes reviews including R. Kelly, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Colin Farrell, Lauren Conrad & Verne Troyer. No celebrity stone unturned!
A poetic story of one boy's quest to get a whore to give him a blumpkin - a blowjob while taking a shit.
Just because I have less fun these days doesn’t mean you guys have to suffer, so for PIC, Friday Nights will be forever known as Nick Moose Night!
Women can be divided into 3 types of appetizers: Sports Bar, Casual Dining, Wedding Party, and Five Star Restaurant Appetizers.
One of the questions that has been around since the beginning of time--or at the very least, PetSmart--is whether a person prefers either dogs or cats as a pet.
On paper, New York City seems somewhat glamorous. In reality, it's a sweaty hellhole you'll go broke trying to survive in.
Hey, remember when that homeless guy held out his cup and asked us for change, and you spit your chewing tobacco into it? Yeah…I don’t think that went over too well.
The Attractive Distractions are on a mission: bring the Portage County area concise, amusing two minute girl songs at a low low price, and get laid.
All nations, with the possible exception of Switzerland, can lay claim to some retardedly dangerous activity. Here's a look at 4 of the most ridiculous ones.