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Imagine a world where Internet porn was in short supply... Now imagine Nicole pumping out this column topless. Therapeutic, eh?
The latest posts from all humor columns. Everyday Artists | PIC Newspaper | First Lecture | Simon Says
Imagine a world where Internet porn was in short supply... Now imagine Nicole pumping out this column topless. Therapeutic, eh?
It doesn't have to cost an arm and a leg to impress your next date. Plus, amputees often experience initial difficulty performing in bed.
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If you want to know what's on a girl's mind, you're already too much of a sissy. Questions are for people who don't already know everything.
PIC's most well-endowed columnist bares all in a heart-warming tale of a pregnancy scare and how it brings people together... to fuck again.
What is this of an anal chirping, my brown-fingered King Xavier? Do tell at once, for the Archduke of Sodomy must perform his rectal duty!
Time to toss out your pink Gillette: The Lady's Shave cut too close to home and must be thrown out. Nick's always leave a scar. *Sniff*
When you don't have penis strength because you're starving, and you can't eat because you're broke, money is no object, it's your sex life.
Girl, don't you worry about a thing, the NEW army is going to take care of you. You'll be sure to get noticed in our new line of pink camo.
The Lady's Shave cuts it close to the heart, spilling fresh droplets of red on Part I of this poignant short story. Let it be what it is, snob.
The exciting conclusion to the story of an artist's hangout and the lack of Andy Warhol. Or 'One Way to Cook Your Post-Modern Soup!'
The God of Sex has some tips for the bedroom, the kitchen, and the back alley: Don't be fat or ugly, leave your panties, and stop calling.