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Cheaters Never Win
What happens when you combine two Sheilas, two Jessicas, and a Jen in one night? No, not a mojito, a cold lonely walk home.
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What happens when you combine two Sheilas, two Jessicas, and a Jen in one night? No, not a mojito, a cold lonely walk home.
To a certain degree, the lies we tell are the basic foundations for our male/female relationships. Try to think of them as
Nate and Mike in St. Augustine: the patron saint of alligator-watching, naked girls puking, and measuring asses via the plank system.
It takes something really special to make someone fall in love. For Nate, 'special' was a wild night away from the object of his affection.
Anyone will tell you that flames and plastic make fire. Unless you're a typical 7th grade male trying to burn your initials into your bed.
Your friends say you need to grow up. But when you've got willing college girls and alcohol at your fingertips, what's the hurry really?
With their win over traditional powerhouse Auburn, the 11-year-old South Florida Bulls football team made a statement: Fuck your school.
Reading the subtext in someone's language can be a tricky thing. For instance, that last sentence just told you to fuck off.
With 60% of marriages ending in divorce, it's time to rethink the institution of marriage, not blame the cheating parties involved.
Depending on your relationship, there are certain expectations for how you treat your lady. Open the door for her so she can get the fuck out.
Rarely, it's just sex, two phone numbers, and nothing more. Usually reserved for crazy ex-girlfriends and drunk platonic friends.
Take it from Stern, anal stimulation ain't as gay as it's cracked up to be. Or just laugh at him from behind his back.